Randomness is Great, How Bizzare!

Burn fat and Christian Ble

2008-07-29T03:30:00.000-07:00

Lose Weight>>>>>>> www.howtoburnfat.co.uk Loads of useful information for you!! Good for the porkies!!

On a lighter note, does Christian Bale (batman) look exactly like Michael Vaughan (Englands cricket captain) or did I just dream that up!?!

Beer and wine would be fine, bread and rain is a pain!

2008-07-18T10:12:00.000-07:00

....Did I ever tell you about that time I went to Wales?
It was a bad day, got my feet wet, got on a bus and got attacked by giant seagulls!
Really though, the seagulls are literally like flying dogs, except they're not soft and fluffy!
There's a word of warning for you, but please don't cancel any visits just because of the seagulls, although don't say i didn't warn!
Ah anyway, what's happened to the Summer? For the second year in a row, there is literally no sun....ah i wish I was back in Carcassonne with a bike and a beer, wine would be good too.
Alas no.

Womens Feet,foot fetish,smelly girls socks

2006-09-07T17:09:00.000-07:00

Okay, I'm sorry, I made a promise that I couldn't keep, it wasn't my fault though....honest. Yer I know you all don't believe me, excuses are as a common as belly buttons, everybody has one, but you have to take my word on this one!
In the mean time, I thought you'd be interested to know that last year, over 4000 people typed into Yahoo womens feet,foot fetish,smelly girls socks! This actually quite scared me, who are these people and why are they such weirdo's!! Yes You, stop being weird and playing with socks!! How I came about this fact is a different matter all together!

I Apologise

2006-09-02T13:08:00.000-07:00

I'm just writing to apologise for the lack of posts over the last couple of days, I put it down to a busy schedule and a lot of admin, but now thats all finished, I should be posting regularly like the good little boy/man/ape that I am! So for tomorrow, I'm going to find an awesome video for you....promise! If I don't then feel free to abuse me!

Ah How I Lover the Footy/Soccer Season

2006-08-27T14:55:00.000-07:00

It's that time of year again, the football season (translation = soccer for the Americans). Probably one of my favourite times of the year, and what a start to the season it has been already. It looks as though the premiership will be a hard fought physical battle year, and this excites me. For those of you not too familiar with the premiership, this video, will show you why, this is the greatest league in the world. In England to a lot of people, football is as big, if not bigger than religion, the passion is that great. So here it is, this is a demonstration of why you should follow the premiership! Sit back, and enjoy the ride.

Premiership Goals Of The Season 04/05 - video powered by Metacafe

p.s. Come on Liverpool for 06-07!

2006-08-26T14:31:00.000-07:00

This video, despite being pretty dull and lame got me thinking....

Bulb on Microwave - video powered by Metacafe

I don't know whether they get it in the states, but one of my favourite programs has to be brainiac, is that not every mans dream job.....blowing things up everyday, in particularly caravans and microwave's. I get so tempted to put various objects in the microwave, simply to see the end results, which will most likely to be a blown up kitchen. If it weren't for the family that would disown me if I did such a thing, then I think that I would be kitchenless!
Oh well, once I rule the world, I'm sure that I can buy a new kitchen or two :-D

Exciting News People....or not!

2006-08-25T16:29:00.000-07:00

Im not posting you a video today, simply out of protest, today I have spent a large portion of the day, filming and taking pictures for a short video that is in the pipeline, as a result, looking at video footage is now the last thing what I want to do. Oh the exciting news that I was about to reveal to you, as mentioned in the title, is the fact that I'm making a short movie..... I knew you'd be impressed....or not as is more likely the case!
Anyway, if your lucky, I'll try and find something really special for tommorrow! If your bored and you need to keep yourself entertained, have a browse through the videos I've already posted, in particularly, the one where the snake reguritates the hippo, you can watch that one over and over again and never grow bored! Or you can leave a comment, sarky, happy or friendly, its all good!
Hope you all have good days/nights!

Gibbons - fun loving monkeys

2006-08-24T15:57:00.000-07:00

Carrying on from yesterdays theme, I went on a search to find a video with gibbons (aka tree dwelling monkeys in). This video is the closest I could find, and once again, they dont fail to amuse me, what a little prankster eh! Anyway, I hope it mildly amuses you and makes your day slightly happier. If it does my goal will be complete. I hope you enjoy the video! Also, dont be shy to leave a comment, or any feedback!
Hope you all have fab days/nights!
p.s don't forget, if somebody annoys you, Gibbard is the word you're looking for!

Horny Monkeys - video powered by Metacafe

Gibbard....Yes You!

2006-08-23T08:21:00.000-07:00

Righty people its official, this is the new insult, the insult of the future, in generations to come, Gibbard will be the expletive being hurtled across playgrounds world wide, the most common word these days seems to be "gay", "turd" or just "poo", but these shall be kicked into touch by the gibbard! Gibbard should not be confused with the word "gibbon", which is a tree dwelling monkey. I'm sure Gibbons are actually nice creatures, in fact I shall find a video of one for you! A gibbard on the other hand is a different kettle of fish, the closest comparison I can think of is somebody who is a gimp. So yes children/adults/other if somebody annoys you, you now know what word to use. Trust me, this will be big, it is the future, use it, and be the trend setter!

Karate Chimp Amazing!!!!! - video powered by Metacafe

Okay, so its not actually a gibbon as such, but its a close relative, and is blatantly cool! So yes leave gibbons in peace, but shout at gibbards!
Now you're confused, my task is done!

Now This is Awesome/Hilarious!

2006-08-22T17:16:00.000-07:00

I was just browsing per usual and came across this video which I just had to add to my blog, it is amazing! I just love the reaction, and what a clean strike, his blurb about not being a homosexual at the end is classic! Hope you like it as much as me!

Kiss Of Death - video powered by Metacafe

Worst Day of His Life?

2006-08-18T17:16:00.000-07:00

Monday At Work - video powered by Metacafe

Is this not possibly one of the worst things that could ever ever happen to you, the poor guy, you have to feel sorry for him! I bet he won't forget that day in a long time!

OMG take a look at this!!

2006-08-17T07:44:00.000-07:00

Look at this, one of the most amazing/craziest things I have seen in a long time, it involves a snake regurgitating a hippo, truly fascinating! Brace yourself!

Snake Regurgitates Whole Hippo - video powered by Metacafe

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Overcoming Procrastination Audio Susan Fowler Woodring??

2006-08-14T12:26:00.000-07:00

I've just found this new tool that allows me to see what other people searh for, this as expected led me to search for loads of random words out of pure curiosity, and then after typing in procrastination, i found the following "overcoming procrastination audio susan fowler woodring". After a bit of thought about it, i came to the conclusion that people are crazy, although having looked at the internet, the product might actually be pretty useful, especially for someone like myself who is a habitual procrastinator! So should you buy "overcoming procrastination audio susan fowler woodring" that my friends is up to you, as far as im concerned, one thing i do enjoy is procrastinating so its just not for me!
Apologies for the randomness per usual!
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Running Windows XP on Old Computers

2006-08-14T11:18:00.000-07:00

I have recently discovered that over 20,000 people type the term "Running Windows XP on Old Computers" into search engines. This leads me to the question, is there really that many people out there who don't have XP, rather than search for any fixes to get XP on all computers, I think it'd be a far wiser investment to just invest in a new computer, lets face it, if your computer doesn't have XP, then its not likely to be able to handle any of the programs that the majority of users of XP are likely to use! People, if any of you are reading this, save yourself a lot of time, a lot of hassle, a lot of staring at loading screens as your old computer tries to load up programs that are not designed for the system, stop wasting your life searching the net endlessly for ways to do it, and go out and buy yourself a new computer!

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Yay for Me, Yay for You, Yay for Us!

2006-07-26T17:28:00.000-07:00

Guess who has come up with a super, duper, uber good money making scheme, yes that right, I don't mean to brag, I'm just happy, well actually on second thoughts, I didn't actually come up with it! I also chopped my credit card into 4 pieces as well, not for any particular reason, just to prevent me from any temptation that may happen in the future, quite genius really if i may say so!

Got an invite to a 21st birthday as well, thats awesome too, can't wait, a couple of weeks to go though!

Thought of the day: When does life actually start, I have no idea, someone help, is it after birth, during pregnancy, is there any correct answer? Help me people!

Why is the English language so bizarre, why is it sheep, not sheeps, some muppetry by who ever thought of it! I don't really usually speak in English anyone, I prefer cave man, communicating with grunts, nods, grrr's and another primitive form of communication, and it's far easier, and works all across the globe, again, genius!

Oh and one question, a large minority will be able to help me with is to explain to me, why people smoke, to me it just seems illogical, unnecessary and a huge waste of money!

Oh if your wondering what's with the picture, well, its just a piccy of young Mr William Rist with (quite possibly gay) Kevin, it just made me laugh, its hilarious!

Toodles children!

Don't waste your life, Savour it!

2006-07-25T16:09:00.000-07:00

Firstly, apologies for this not being a funny random post! Isn't it amazing how that when you only have a small amount of something that you appreciate it so much more, or if something has been removed, whereas when you have it in abundance, you don't really appreciate it.
Take for example, chocolate, when I've been for a run and their is loads of chocolate in the fridge, I can happily devour several bars without really tasting or enjoying it, whereas if I'm out on the hills with only one bar, I savour the taste, and take my time and enjoy every piece.
Another example is money, when you have lots you spend at will, its only once you drain your balance that you realise how you've wasted it and could have spent it more wisely.

It's the same when you lose your girlfriend, you suddenly realise the little things that she did for you e.g. text you in the morning to say hello and to say have a great day.
This applies to hundreds of areas of life as well, so here is today's thought of the day:
Don't take things for granted, savour and enjoy every little thing that comes your way, if you don't, if or when you lose it, you'll only have regrets!

Apologies for the serious post, but today has been one of those days!

Happy, funny, randomness and humour shall return tomorrow, prepare yourself!

Large man, Small umbrella! Pointless?

2006-07-24T12:22:00.000-07:00

This is a picture a friend took the other day, and it begs the question, why? Apologies to all clinically obese people out there, but why do people with such size use such ridiculously small umbrellas!

Just exactly what use is that umbrella, how can it possibly keep him dry, on the other hand, it is very funny for the rest of us though, but I doubt he does it for our enjoyment! Why do people do it to themselves!

Anyhow, enough jibes at this poor fellow! Well actually what are those shorts he's wearing, disgraceful!

Thought of the Day; apparently, as somebody told me, 40% of Americans believe the creation story of Genesis in the bible is true! That fact itself scares me! To those Americans, have a deep think, do you honestly think he/she/it made the world in 7 days?

Bruises, Lost, Israel, Crop Circles, Religion and a Nice Piccy, a Random Selection of Goodies!

2006-07-23T14:35:00.000-07:00

Okay I'm well tired, so I'll keep it brief, or maybe not, who knows, but anyway, I've just been watching lost and it's completely crazy, more random than a randomer at a random festival, its totally mad, that's why I thought it should get a mention, the writers must have an imagination and a half!

What's even more crazy and random is all this rubbish that's happening in Lebanon/Israel, what a waste of lives ey!

Anyway, I'm covered in bruises from the cricket today (for all the Americans, its like baseball but the ball pitches before the batter, the bat has a flat face and the pitcher pitches with a straight arm, hope that clears it up!) so need to go ice!

Random thought of the day is this; were religions created to divide or to unite, who knows!!

Apologies for the rather serious post today, I hope you'll forgive me!!

Ooo check this pic I took, awesome ey?

Crop circles, verdict = hoax, otherwise they'd always have been complex rather than growing more complicated over the past 30 years or so, well that's my opinion anyway!

Toodles, have a fab day!

chavs/scallies/townies/

2006-07-22T12:40:00.000-07:00

Just thought I'd ask, why do you have to plague our societies, your a waste of space, why do you vandalise things for no reason, swear at people in the street, drink cheap cider and generally be a waste of space, why don't you look in the mirror and sort yourselves out uurrrrrghhhh, sorry rant over!

On a more pertinent note, can somebody help me with this problem, today we were chatting and then this amazing question came to mind, forget all the "how did they build the pyramids" malarkey, the question is, how did someone ever decide to make bread, like why put all those random things together!!

Answer = Its got to be aliens, or some randomer who could see to the future.....genius!

Saturday night, fun fun fun!

p.s any help to with my question would be much appreciated, it's eating me up not knowing the truth raaaah!

Seagulls, aaaahhhhh!

2006-07-21T03:47:00.000-07:00

Bloomin seagulls, what a pain in the arse, especially the ones which you can find in Wales, they're more like flying dogs, they're that big its crazy! Why would anyone invent such an animal, they just crap everywhere and attack people! The ones in Wales given half the chance would probably carry toddlers off and divulge them if they had half a chance!

Verdict= Evil Creatures, approach with caution!

Randomness written all over it!

2006-07-20T15:43:00.000-07:00

Okay basically, people call me random all the time, so im dedicating a blog to randomness, in this blog I shall put my daily random thought of the day and any possible theories I have regarding my dilemmas that may occur. It should be fun!!

Enjoy :)

Furthermore, dont let the bed bugs bite, or anything else for that matter, unless your romantically involved of course, in which case, it may be deemed acceptable. I apologise, the random rambles have started!

Prepare for the ramblings of a mad man!