Yay for Me, Yay for You, Yay for Us!

Guess who has come up with a super, duper, uber good money making scheme, yes that right, I don't mean to brag, I'm just happy, well actually on second thoughts, I didn't actually come up with it! I also chopped my credit card into 4 pieces as well, not for any particular reason, just to prevent me from any temptation that may happen in the future, quite genius really if i may say so!

Got an invite to a 21st birthday as well, thats awesome too, can't wait, a couple of weeks to go though!

Thought of the day: When does life actually start, I have no idea, someone help, is it after birth, during pregnancy, is there any correct answer? Help me people!

Why is the English language so bizarre, why is it sheep, not sheeps, some muppetry by who ever thought of it! I don't really usually speak in English anyone, I prefer cave man, communicating with grunts, nods, grrr's and another primitive form of communication, and it's far easier, and works all across the globe, again, genius!

Oh and one question, a large minority will be able to help me with is to explain to me, why people smoke, to me it just seems illogical, unnecessary and a huge waste of money!

Oh if your wondering what's with the picture, well, its just a piccy of young Mr William Rist with (quite possibly gay) Kevin, it just made me laugh, its hilarious!

Toodles children!

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Don't waste your life, Savour it!

Firstly, apologies for this not being a funny random post! Isn't it amazing how that when you only have a small amount of something that you appreciate it so much more, or if something has been removed, whereas when you have it in abundance, you don't really appreciate it.
Take for example, chocolate, when I've been for a run and their is loads of chocolate in the fridge, I can happily devour several bars without really tasting or enjoying it, whereas if I'm out on the hills with only one bar, I savour the taste, and take my time and enjoy every piece.
Another example is money, when you have lots you spend at will, its only once you drain your balance that you realise how you've wasted it and could have spent it more wisely.

It's the same when you lose your girlfriend, you suddenly realise the little things that she did for you e.g. text you in the morning to say hello and to say have a great day.
This applies to hundreds of areas of life as well, so here is today's thought of the day:
Don't take things for granted, savour and enjoy every little thing that comes your way, if you don't, if or when you lose it, you'll only have regrets!

Apologies for the serious post, but today has been one of those days!

Happy, funny, randomness and humour shall return tomorrow, prepare yourself!

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Large man, Small umbrella! Pointless?

This is a picture a friend took the other day, and it begs the question, why? Apologies to all clinically obese people out there, but why do people with such size use such ridiculously small umbrellas!

Just exactly what use is that umbrella, how can it possibly keep him dry, on the other hand, it is very funny for the rest of us though, but I doubt he does it for our enjoyment! Why do people do it to themselves!

Anyhow, enough jibes at this poor fellow! Well actually what are those shorts he's wearing, disgraceful!

Thought of the Day; apparently, as somebody told me, 40% of Americans believe the creation story of Genesis in the bible is true! That fact itself scares me! To those Americans, have a deep think, do you honestly think he/she/it made the world in 7 days?

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Bruises, Lost, Israel, Crop Circles, Religion and a Nice Piccy, a Random Selection of Goodies!

Okay I'm well tired, so I'll keep it brief, or maybe not, who knows, but anyway, I've just been watching lost and it's completely crazy, more random than a randomer at a random festival, its totally mad, that's why I thought it should get a mention, the writers must have an imagination and a half!

What's even more crazy and random is all this rubbish that's happening in Lebanon/Israel, what a waste of lives ey!


Anyway, I'm covered in bruises from the cricket today (for all the Americans, its like baseball but the ball pitches before the batter, the bat has a flat face and the pitcher pitches with a straight arm, hope that clears it up!) so need to go ice!

Random thought of the day is this; were religions created to divide or to unite, who knows!!

Apologies for the rather serious post today, I hope you'll forgive me!!


Ooo check this pic I took, awesome ey?

Crop circles, verdict = hoax, otherwise they'd always have been complex rather than growing more complicated over the past 30 years or so, well that's my opinion anyway!


Toodles, have a fab day!

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chavs/scallies/townies/

Just thought I'd ask, why do you have to plague our societies, your a waste of space, why do you vandalise things for no reason, swear at people in the street, drink cheap cider and generally be a waste of space, why don't you look in the mirror and sort yourselves out uurrrrrghhhh, sorry rant over!


On a more pertinent note, can somebody help me with this problem, today we were chatting and then this amazing question came to mind, forget all the "how did they build the pyramids" malarkey, the question is, how did someone ever decide to make bread, like why put all those random things together!!


Answer = Its got to be aliens, or some randomer who could see to the future.....genius!


Saturday night, fun fun fun!

p.s any help to with my question would be much appreciated, it's eating me up not knowing the truth raaaah!

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Seagulls, aaaahhhhh!

Bloomin seagulls, what a pain in the arse, especially the ones which you can find in Wales, they're more like flying dogs, they're that big its crazy! Why would anyone invent such an animal, they just crap everywhere and attack people! The ones in Wales given half the chance would probably carry toddlers off and divulge them if they had half a chance!


Verdict= Evil Creatures, approach with caution!

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Randomness written all over it!

Okay basically, people call me random all the time, so im dedicating a blog to randomness, in this blog I shall put my daily random thought of the day and any possible theories I have regarding my dilemmas that may occur. It should be fun!!

Enjoy :)

Furthermore, dont let the bed bugs bite, or anything else for that matter, unless your romantically involved of course, in which case, it may be deemed acceptable. I apologise, the random rambles have started!

Prepare for the ramblings of a mad man!

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